I have to admit, it’s been a long time since I last saw the inside of a club, but if this is what all you crazy kids are wearing in ’em these days, I guess it’ll be an even longer time before I venture back to one. This outfit was found in eDressMe’s clubbing section : witness how the super-wide palazzo pants have the curious effect of emphasising the crotch area; wonder at the width of those hems – hell you could smuggle in all your friends for free under those things! Finally, imagine how all that material would move when you danced: never mind a wall of sound, you’d be able to create your very own wall of fabric, courtesy of your wide leg pants!
Tell me, trendy young things: what do you wear to go clubbing? Does it look anything like this?