Wow, I can’t believe I didn’t know Mischa Barton was appearing in pantomime this Christmas! I’m assuming that’s what this is, anyway: I can’t really think of another reason she’d go out dressed like this, can you?

Of course, last time Mischa came to the attention of The Fashion Police, she got the dress right and the shoes wrong. This time she’s gone to the other extreme, with great shoes and bad, bad clothes. Oh, Mischa, so near but yet so far! And while we’d like to think that next time you’ll choose the right shoes with the right dress, it’s not too much of a stretch to imagine you getting both parts wrong…