When one of our loyal readers pointed out that these so-called Heavy Metal Shorts from Kamaloop.com resemble nothing so much as some bling-tastic diapers, well, we had to agree. Now, we’re all about metallics here at The Fashion Police, but a good rule of thumb is that if it looks like you could actually stick it in the over and cook with it – like tinfoil, in other words – it’s probably going to be a crime of fashion. And it goes with out saying, that if it looks like a rather full diaper, well, that’s going to be a crime of fashion too.