Net-a-Porter first featured this dress on their ‘What’s New’ page a few days ago, before it was actually in stock, and since then I’ve been almost salivating with desire to get a good old look at it. Nice mental picture for you there. Anyway, the dress finally arrived today, and while it’s doesn’t look quite as good on the mannequin as it did on the model, I’m still loving it, in an "I will probably never have any reason to wear you, but I want you anyway" kind of way. This buys firmly into the bodycon trend, but if you have the figure to wear it, and the £1075 to buy it, it’s Zac Posen’s Taboo silk jersey dress and I wish you much joy of it.