December 5th, 2007
Crime of Fashion: Camouflage Crocs
You know what puzzles me most about people who love Crocs? I mean, other than the fact that they voluntarily wear ugly plastic gardening shoes out in public, obviously. It’s the way that, after they’ve given the standard "But they’re SO COMFY!" argument (Yeah, yeah, so’s my nightie, but I wouldn’t wear it in public either. Next!), they normally resort to the old, "Well, MY KIDS LOVE THEM!" As if this is is somehow "evidence" that Crocs are, in fact, acceptable attire for adults.
Well, here’s a quick newsflash,folks: your kids may well love them, and good for them – they’re KIDS, they get to wear what they want. But adults who decide to dress like a five year old look like they have something wrong with them. Let the kids have their Crocs if you must, but never forget that you are an adult: you WILL be able to find comfortable shoes that aren’t made of brightly coloured plastic: we promise.
Sermon over. These are Crocs’ pink camouflage shoes. If only they could truly "camouflage" themselves, so we wouldn’t actually have to look at them, no?
Oh Finiallly some one is not afraid to ay how gosawful those croc of sh** really are…phew
One should only wear camouflage if one is on a hunting trip or in the military. And pink is never an appropriate base color for a camouflage pattern.
Crocs are hideous, and they’re not that comfortable either. I wore them on the first day of a vacation (at least mine were plain black for whatever that’s worth), and they left me with horrendous blisters that hurt the whole rest of the trip. Boo, Crocs!
Camouflage is the ugliest fashion trend today. If I could go just one day not having to see somebody wearing hideous camouflage, it would be such a relief. But no, I see it everywhere. I can’t figure it out for the life of me.
Crocs and camouflage are ugly!