Comments on: Wear or Die: Cheap Monday jeans

By: Diandra

Diandra — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 23:36:19 +0000

The two-colored ones, I wouldn’t buy them, but at least they wouldn’t make me look fat!
Normally I don’t have a problem with high-waisted jeans, but something is just wrong with those!

By: Richmonde

Richmonde — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 17:19:07 +0000

The picture on the left has been photoshopped – hasn’t it? Nobody’s pelvis is that shape, I hope.

By: pyro

pyro — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 22:53:50 +0000

wow. i’d have to say the colorful ones, because i can’t even look at that monstrosity on the right.

By: sarah

sarah — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 21:27:17 +0000

the right. please. the mom jeans are just too frightningly hideous. i can’t face them.
it’s the impression of actual, physical deformity they convey that gives them their certain nightmare-ish je ne sais quoi.the two-colored numbers are really quite tame by comparison.

By: Ricki

Ricki — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 10:43:59 +0000

I can’t comprehend the ugliness!
Dang Cheap Monday you are takin’ advantage of the poor fashion slaves out there. Shame on you, capitalists!

By: Alicia

Alicia — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 23:09:18 +0000

I don’t even understand how the jeans on the left work. I would go with the ones on the right, despite how bad the two toned painted look is because jeans should never confuse you.

By: Katie

Katie — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 15:41:27 +0000

Would modifications be allowed? Because I’d happily lop 12 or 14 inches off the ‘waistband’ of those mom jeans, put in a proper zipper and button, and have a cute pair of skinny jeans! But then again, my mods wouldn’t make them look very pretty, so I’d have to be sure to wear the jeans under a long sweater or a dress. And I’d always know about the jeans’s sordid past, and something tells me that then I’d always feel the ‘ghost’ of that godawful high-rise up under my boobage.

By: Bunnie

Bunnie — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 09:51:06 +0000

The dyed jeans hurt my eyes, but at least they could be called “interesting”. It’s a hard choice, made harder still by the fact that I can’t wear skinny jeans due to my hips.
But.. the mum-jeans COULD be hidden under a long shirt or sweater..
Oh dear. I don’t know.
Is death an option?

By: Monica H

Monica H — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 01:47:01 +0000

Ya’ll better than me. Just bury me NOW!!!

By: natasha

natasha — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 21:09:51 +0000

well, this one’s not so tough… i’d actually voluntarily wear the two-coloured ones even if i wasn’t under a death threat… dare i say, maybe i’d even buy them! with a nice punk top and a studded bracelet, and perhaps some bright coloured stilettos.
the ones on the left could be worn under threat of death, but making sure you cover the waist thoroughly. wouldn’t pay for them though