By now you all know that the jumpsuits and I, we are not friends. I’ve yet to meet a jumpsuit I didn’t hate: they all have some little thing about them that stops me from liking them, and this one, as worn by Alicia Keys, is a case in point. Now, from the waist up, this is a stunner: I love the creamy fabric, and I love the shape. It’s the crotch that bothers me. The crotch, and the vague suggestion of camel toe it brings with it. I don’t know about you, but I just don’t like to see a crotch outlined like that, and I don’t really care whose crotch it is. And I’m not loving the wide legs either: if only they’d been a skirt rather than pants, this could have all worked out just fine. As it is, it gets the thumbs down from The Fashion Police, but what about the Fashion Police readers? What do you think of Alicia’s outfit ?
This is terrible. She wore a similar get up when performing at the American Music Awards, but in blue. The blue was slightly less bad as it didn’t look like she had her seamstress rip apart an evening gown and sew it to her sweat pants, but still, not a good look, for Ms. Keys or anyone else.
That’s one of the most unflattering outfits I’ve ever seen. Didn’t she look in the mirror? I’m surprised by this.
No Way!!! Ridiculous!!
VAGUE?! That’s a VAGUE suggestion of cameltoe? An overt suggestion must be straight up porno, because that’s not really something I’d call subtle.
It reminds me of that song “Camel Toe” by Fannypack (I know, a song about a crime of fashion by a group named after a crime of fashion, is your mind officially blown?) and the immortal line “Is your crotch hungry girl, cause its eatin’ your pants!”
The only lips I wanna see are the ones that sing.
i know i shouldn’t, but i think this looks good!
This is gross!!!