December 11th, 2007
Britney Spears and the Mysterious Case of the Missing Skirt. And knickers.
We’ve always known that Britney was a follower of the "less is more" school of fashion, but whereas for most people that would mean less cleavage, less accessories, less fuss, for Britney it just means "less clothes". Here she is out searching for the assholes who stole her skirt and underwear, leaving her with just a flimsy little slip, to protect her "modesty". No wonder she looks close to tears!
Note to Brit: buy underwear. And sunscreen.
Definitely needs to turn down her time in the tanning bed. She looks slightly overcooked.
Maybe that’s the reason for missing clothing…then again I’ve had tanning bed bum burn, and I don’t think I could stand wearing nylons while that was going on. Ow.
It looks like her mama came down and gave her a good ole spankin’.
By now, I would be more surprised to see her _with_ clothes.
I tell ya, I’ve never seen such wealth put to such poor use.
is she COMPLETELY oblivious to what she has become?? I mean, what do they have to do to fix her? Brit, guess what? The skanky look, NOT SO CUTE ANYMORE!!
*Plus: what IS that white thing? is it like a tampon?
The reference concerning Britney Spears attracted my eye. Recently I’ve become a big fan and can not get too much info or articles about Britney’s media coverage. Whether it is hair shaving, naughty videos, wedding failures or just a new pop single there is a great deal going on around Britney. Shame about the kids involvement but I imagine the cash will help them. The tv age is her opportunity for money but will it be her downfall with too much reporting and exposure. In fact I imagine that this blog entry and my remark are the same pressure I commented about.