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December 11th, 2007

Britney Spears and the Mysterious Case of the Missing Skirt. And knickers.

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We’ve always known that Britney was a follower of the "less is more" school of fashion, but whereas for most people that would mean less cleavage, less accessories, less fuss, for Britney it just means "less clothes". Here she is out searching for the assholes who stole her skirt and underwear, leaving her with just a flimsy little slip, to protect her "modesty". No wonder she looks close to tears!

Note to Brit: buy underwear. And sunscreen.


3 Responses to “Britney Spears and the Mysterious Case of the Missing Skirt. And knickers.”

  1. Cadi says:

    Definitely needs to turn down her time in the tanning bed. She looks slightly overcooked.
    Maybe that’s the reason for missing clothing…then again I’ve had tanning bed bum burn, and I don’t think I could stand wearing nylons while that was going on. Ow.

  2. Fashiongeek says:

    It looks like her mama came down and gave her a good ole spankin’.
    By now, I would be more surprised to see her _with_ clothes.
    I tell ya, I’ve never seen such wealth put to such poor use.

  3. MariaLuisa says:

    is she COMPLETELY oblivious to what she has become?? I mean, what do they have to do to fix her? Brit, guess what? The skanky look, NOT SO CUTE ANYMORE!!
    *Plus: what IS that white thing? is it like a tampon?






 
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