Before y'all start yelling at me to DO SOME HOMEWORK!, I did spend a few freaky minutes on Google looking up Arden Wohl, but the truth is that I got so distracted by the pictures that all I managed to glean from the experience is that she's some sort of socialite with pretensions to film-making, who likes to dress... interestingly.
I may, of course, be wrong about this, for five minutes does not "research" make, but none of this has any bearing on my real question, which is: WHY? Why is she dressed like this? Is she going to a party at which she'll be expected to teach people how to do the two-step by lying on the ground and allowing them to tramp all over her legs? Did she cut up a Playstation dance mat to make those leggings? And if so, we come back to the same old question: WHY?

6 comments on “Arden Wohl: Who is she, and why is she dressed like this?”
I am almost positively sure that I have recently seen Amy Winehouse wearing a pink top with the same pattern as Arden’s leggings. Oh my God! Fashion crime spreads around!
That is a bit of a disaster of an outfit.
Although I’m a little ashamed to say it I do quite like the leggings. Put with something else they could make quite a fun outfit.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why?!?!??!?!
Why did somebody step all over her legs???
I quite like those boots, actually.
However, everything else can be thrown directly into the nearest trash can.
I quite like those boots, actually.
However, everything else can be thrown directly into the nearest trash can.
If anyone can pull this off Arden can. I am sure it looked better in person.