Crimes of Fashion

Urban Outfitters sequin shorts – Sienna will love them

Sequinshorts

In this world of fashion, there are shorts and then there are pants. These? Are pants. Seriously, they are, aren’t they? They’re Sienna Miller-esque "big pants", and the fact that they’re covered in sequins matters not one jot: unless you’re performing in Chicago, or spend your evenings dancing on a pole, you’re going to look like … well, like this model, basically.

"Shake your money maker in these show-stopping sequin shorts," suggests Urban Outfitters. Thanks all the same, but we’d rather keep our "money makers" to ourselves, Urban Outfitters, and we would respectfully remind you that THESE ARE PANTS.

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