You can kind of see where Celine Dion was going with this, can’t you? She was all "Every girl’s crazy ’bout a sharp dressed man, y’all!" and I’d guess the words "quirky" and "fun" were probably swilling around in her mind too, as she got dressed for the Oscars in 1999. The problem with that, though, is what she actually looks like is a Barbie doll with its head on backwards. Or that creepy kid from The Exorcist. Possessed! By a white silk suit! Can no one save us?!