Wanted! Report’s gold sequined ‘Dolce’ platform wedges

I have a feeling I probably shouldn't be admiring these gold sequined wedges nearly as much as I am. They're flashy, sure, and they're even a little bit trashy, and I'm really over the "sequins on shoes" thing, but still…. I love 'em. I'm not sure whether it's the sheer, sexy curviness of them, or the way they seem to be shouting out "look at me, world!", but they make me want to slip them on and dance around in them – prefereably under a mirror ball of some kind. If you love them, too, they're $198 from Zappos.