If I were to buy all of the pretty things that come to my attention as I write these pages every day, I’d be bankrupt by now, but as soon as the picture of these Rocket Dog pumps dropped into my inbox, I knew I would have to make them mine. These have more or less everything I covet in a shoe: they’re gold, they’re shiny, they’ve got a pretty bow on the front, they’re covered in little love-hearts (plus one on the bow), and, to top it all off, they have a lovely almond toe and high heel. Oh, and the heel is sparkly! Sold, to the lady with the drool all over her keyboard! They’re £44.99 from Amazon.