Every time we write about our hatred for Crocs, we get a handful of comments from a small number of people who feel the need to point out that they are SO! COMFORTABLE! As if that makes the total and utter fugliness of them OK. Well, let’s make one thing clear: it’s not OK. There are lots of "really comfy!" shoes out there – you don’t need to wear plastic gardening clogs. In fact, it turns out you can even stick to your beloved Crocs without looking like a mental patient, courtesy of the ‘YOU by Crocs’ line, which applies that oh-so-comfortable sole to shoes that don’t completely suck, like these Top Shelf Patent Leather wedges. There is no excuse now: be comfortable in normal shoes, not in brightly coloured bits of plastic. The Fashion Police thank you.