OK, the jodhpur thing is getting out of hand. These ones are by Peter Jensen from Topshop, and they bring to mind an ancient fashion rule that we’ve mentioned here before, but which we obviously have to mention again, because it just doesn’t seem to be getting through. It’s this:

If your clothes look fat, or "hippy" – EVEN WHEN THERE’S NO ONE WEARING THEM – they are probably a crime of fashion. See, these pants look like there’s a pair of thunder thighs in them, even although they’re empty: that’s a good sign that you’ll look like you have the thunder thighs when you put them on. They’re £65 and dry-clean only: then again, I wouldn’t imagine you’d be getting a whole lot of use out of them anyway…