Dear Carrie Underwood,

"Make do and mend" has always been our motto too (note: not really), but marshmallows, Carrie? MARSHMALLOWS? How did you do that? Did you just, you know, glue them all together in the approximate shape of a dress? WHY? And also: what happens when you sit down?

Now, we know "good enough to eat" was probably the look you were going for here, but did you have to translate it so literally? Oh a somewhat related note, though, we love your hair and makeup…

Love,
The Fashion Police