Mariah Carey and Jessica Simpson have both been working the little black dress look this week, and as far as I can tell, there’s not a whole lot to choose between them, so handing them over to you, the readers, for the final judgment.
For me, Jessica wins here, mostly because I tend to view Mariah Carey as one big walking, talking crime of fashion. I think it’s something to do with the way that, every time I see her, she’s flagrantly flouting one of the top rules of fashion – Boobs OR legs, never both – and persisting in dressing like an overgrown Barbie doll. So she loses points there. Jessica’s dress, meanwhile, is the classier of the two, and also: she really looks like she means business, so I’m awarding my vote to her, before she hops over there and kicks Mariah’s ass. Who do you think wins this round of Star Style Wars?