I’ve tried to ignore them, but they’re just not going away, and when a mainstream store like Dorothy Perkins starts stocking them, you know the situation’s getting pretty serious…

By "They", I am, of course referring to wet look/metallic skinny jeans. They were a big look on the catwalks not so long ago, but are they wearing them in your home town? Are you wearing them yourself, even? I know I’m not, and I have absolutely no intention of ever wearing them, because while I can see that the black ones just might work under a chiffon dress, or longline sweater, I’m afraid I just can’t think of a single situation in my life where a pair of gold skinny jeans would start to kook like suitable attire to me. Can you?