Since we last arrested Brooke Hogan for crimes against fashion, I regret to say that I am no further forward in my quest to find out who the hell she actually is. At this point, though, it hardly matters, because if crimes of fashion really were punishable by law, it’s clear to me that this one dress would get Brooke here put away for a very long time. A Fashion Criminal of the Year in the making for sure…
Brooke Hogan is the daughter of US Pro-Wrestler Hulk Hogan. There is a ridiculous reality tv show featuring the whole Hogan family. Interestingly, Brooke Hogan is considered hot by some.
Oh.My.God.Not.Again.
She looks like one of the Flintstones! Wait, no, scratch that, the Flintstones wouldn’t be caught dead in that… thing!
Oh, and also: Brooke Hogan is Hulk Hogan’s daughter and also a so-called singer
Oh…dear…god…
WHY?!
/shades eyes
I just Googled her… apparently she’s only 19. Then why (God, why?!?) is she dressing like a desperate 40-something hasbeen? Seriously? Does she not realise that this dress and that hair & makeup makes her look about 45+?
Gah!
This ensemble is truly amazing. A mix of trailer trash and stripper chic that only a ludicrously fame hungry person could ever be seen in.
She’s younger than me, this is the most depressing news I have ever heard. (ish)
Robin: she looks like she’s 45 all the time.
This outfit makes her look like a blown up cheetah…with only half of her fur!!!
“…is the daughter of US Pro-Wrestler…”
There’s your answer right there. Look at the fashion choices she grew up around. Girl never had a chance.