It’s an "Unflattering Pants" epidemic, folks. Time to batten down the hatches, lock up your nice, well-fitting pants, and pray to God that the Unflattering Pants don’t take over the world – because they’re certainly giving it their best shot.
Once again, we’re indebted to Fashion Police reader Jannet, who submitted this picture. Now, I know some of you said you quite liked the low-crotched Topshop pants we featured earlier this week, but no one will ever convince me that this model doesn’t look like she’s wearing a nappy (or diaper, if you’re in the US) under these. Why else, after all, would you need such a baggy crotch area?