Yes. Well. I mean, sure, those are some pretty pyjamas, Eva Mendes – in a "Dame Barbara Cartland" kind of way – but are you sure you meant to go out in public in them? Really? Because I’ve had nightmares in which I find myself out in public in my nightwear, and I’ve been haunted by this picture of you ever since I first laid eyes on it.
Mind you, I’m guessing that if I looked like you, I probably wouldn’t care too much about going out in my nightie, hmmm?