It’s been a long time since we’ve done a Britney Watch, mostly because the downward-spiral that is Britney’s life just became too depressing to watch, never mind write about. I’m bringing this picture to your attention today, though, because it illustrates – albeit imperfectly – one of my pet fashion hates: the Offensive Slogan Sweater.

I know it’s hard to see, but the writing on Britney’s boobs here says "F*ck Off Loverboy!" Which is, you know … nice. Always a bad idea to wear clothes baring words you wouldn’t want your children to read, kids. Or to wear anything Britney would wear, obviously. And the downward spiral continues…