Shocking confession coming up: I have never watched Heroes. So, while to you, Hayden Panettiere is probably some super-important cheerleader who y'all want to protect in order to save the world or something (note: No one write to me to explain the plot of Heroes. I hear enough about it from my husband), to me she's just a reasonably cute kid who suddenly seems to be everywhere. And, in this dress, she's a reasonably cute kid who suddenly seems to be everywhere and is also wearing a really unflattering dress. Because it is, isn't it? Tell me it's not just me, and that this dress is drowning poor little Hayden? Save her! Save her from the dress, and you will surely save the world!