I stumbled across this picture of Mandy Moore fairly randomly, so I have no idea how current it is, but I’m sure you’ll agree there was just no way we could turn a blind eye to a fashion crime of this magnitude. Now, as far as fashion goes, nipples just don’t exist. Or they shouldn’t, anyway. If we can see your nipples, you’re doing something wrong. Do you hear that, Mandy? Are you taking notes?
This dress doesn’t just reveal Mandy’s nipples, though: oh no, its crime is far worse than that – this dress actually draws attention to them. It’s like, "Hi! We’re Mandy’s nipples! Lookit us! Wanna play?" Someone throw the girl a cardigan, quick!