I don’t know, maybe I’m not being fair to David Beckham in doubting his ability to design some of the costumes for the Spice Girls tour? Sure, he’s not exactly the obvious choice, but who knows, maybe the heart of a frustrated fashion designer beats under that football shirt of his? And who can forget the sarong, after all?

David will apparently design five outfits for the upcoming tour, but apparently Victoria will get the final say in the designs.  Our breaths are  baited…