"A beautiful mixture of fashion and warmth" says the Zappos website of these ‘Alpine’ shoes by Earth. I’ll give them the "warmth" bit, because with that fleecy lining it’s hard to see how they could avoid being warm, but "fashion"? On which planet would this be, Zappos? And I’m not sure I’d be throwing the word "beautiful" around with such gay abandon either, as these are surely a pair of Crocs, disguised as some kind of goatherd mountain wear? They’re also available in tan, but that’s not much better, I’m afraid…
-gasps- It’s like crocs and Uggs had a baby!
Unless they’re house slippers. For people who live alone.
This is getting out of control.
Ewwwwww