Oh, Marc. It’s just one extreme to the other with you right now, isn’t it? One minute you’re all "I want to be an artist. With, like, really Dali-esque, post-modern designs. Or something." Then the next minute you’re all, "Nah, screw that: here’s some boots Britney Spears probably wouldn’t even wear because they’re that ugly – suck it up, bitches!"

In fairness, Marc, these boots aren’t new, so it could be that you’ve turned a  corner here. But all the same: also available in blue? With "peek-a-boo" fur? The hell? "You’ll be looking fierce in these funky knee-high boots!" says Zappos. Well, I’m certainly feeling fierce after looking at them. Does that count?

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