Clashy McClash! Paris Hilton mixes zig-zags and stripes

With a simpler pair of shoes, the dress would have been fine. With a plainer dress, the shoes would have been… almost fine. Such subtlety appears to have been beyond Paris Hilton when she put this outfit together, though – or maybe she was just wearing the sunglasses at the time? One thing’s for sure, though: I sure as hell wished I’d been wearing mine when I first laid eyes on this ensemble. My poor head!