September 19th, 2007
Ask the Fashion Police: ankle bracelets with tights
Dear Fashion Police,
When wearing an ankle bracelet and panty hose…does the ankle bracelet go under or over the panty hose? Thanks!
Leslie
Dear Leslie,
OK, step away from the ankle bracelet …. Nice and slow now, that’s it…
Now, I’m no friend of the ankle bracelet, let’s be clear on that. (In fact, come to think of it, I’m no real friend of panty hose, either. But that’s another entry for another day.) But if you must wear one, there must be no panty hose. Oh, hell no. No good can come from the enactment of the ankle-bracelet-with-panty-hose crime. Only pain and heartache that way lies. Now, forget about the panty hose, and let’s never speak of this again.
The Fashion Police
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the only person that can get away with wearing an ankle bracelet is Snork Maiden from the Moomins!