Quick, someone call The Fashion Police, Sarah Jessica Parker is being mugged by a dress! Oh no, wait…. we are The Fashion Police. OK, well, Sarah Jessica? Honey? I know you’re, like, this famous fashionista and all, but let me share with you one of The Fashion Police’s top fashion tips. It’s this: no matter what you wear, you have to make sure it fits you properly. Now, this dress may well be the right size for you, I don’t know. The fact is, it looks too big, and if it looks too big, well, it may as well be too big. I mean, lookit your tiny little pinhead and your huge, Popeye arms! Now, we all know you don’t actually have a tiny little pin head or gigantic Popeye arms, so that must mean there’s something very wrong with this dress. And there is.
Love the shoes, though.
To be fair, it’s just the cropped jacket that’s insanely pouffy–the dress she’s wearing underneath was stunning and looked great on her. But that jacket is horrid–even if it’s Valentino or whatevs.
If it is all one piece, stripping off the horrible sleeves would fix the thing. I wouldn’t mind that collar on a sleeveless dress.
I am curious why everyone thinks SJP is a fashionista. Was she fashionable before SATC?
She does look a tad like henry the eighth in this number ahahhaah