Lately we’ve been getting a lot of Fashion Victims here at the Fashion Police. You know the ones: they’re the people who post comments on Crimes of Fashion saying "OMG! You can’t call this a crime of fashion it’s LAGERFELD, dahlink!" Because, as we all know, if something is designer, it can’t possibly be ugly, can it? Well, yes, actually, it can, and this is why I have absolutely no time for the fashion victims, who have no real sense of style at all and just blindly go out and buy whatever is "in fashion" with absolutely no regard for whether it suits them, or even looks good. They probably have an Anya Hindmarsh "I’m Not a Plastic Bag", too.
Anyway, this bag is not for fashion victims. Look, it even says so on the front! I’m Not a Fashion Victim! taking the crap out of all of the "Plastic Bag" carriers. If you’re not a fashion victim either, you can buy it at eBay. (Thanks to Fashion Police reader Rachel for the link!)