Now, I know a lot of you are going to be all, "The hell? What, on God’s green earth, would make me want to dress like Rene Zellweger  – especially when Rene Zellweger looks kinda like she was dressed by aliens". And yes, she does, doesn’t she? That black dress may be… interesting… but it also looks a bit like someone from the past’s idea of how people would be dressing in the future. Also: how did she sit down without crushing the …. the bits on it?

Anyway, for those of you who do want to steal Rene’s style, who are we to stop you? (Oh yeah, we’re The Fashion Police. We’re supposed to do that, aren’t we?) This black ruffle dress by Betsey Johnson looks a lot like Rene’s dress, but it’s a little less extreme, and you’ll be able to sit down in it. Don’t say we’re not good to you.