Now, I’m not sure about this. Is it a crime of fashion, do you think, to wear a picture of your own face on your shirt? What if the face (and shirt) in question belongs to Paris Hilton, who has clearly not started her "dress like a lady" regime quite yet? Is that a crime of fashion? Um, narcisistic, much? Come to think of it , if anyone wears a shirt with Paris Hilton’s mug plastered all over it, is it a crime of fashion then? I really think it could be, you know. What do you think?