I love Ozzy Osbourne. Sometimes I wish I could just pick him up and put him in my pocket, where he’d wander around, looking vague and cursing a lot. Here he is, in one of his classic "tracksuit and shades" combo, and looking pretty svelte for a man his age, I’m sure you’ll agree. Rock on, Ozzy! Oh no, wait. It’s not Ozzy, is it? No, it’s Demi Moore. Yeah, she needs some serious style advice, oh my good God…