Every time you think Crocs can’t possibly get any worse, they somehow manage to pull something out of the bag that’s so utterly fugly it takes your breath away. These furry Crocs were found lurking in the depths of the Next Directory (I know! And it was doing so well, too!) and look exactly like the shoes you see on garden gnomes. Like, exactly. And here was I, thinking the Croc boots were as bad as it could possibly get.
(Actually, I still think the Croc boots are probably as bad as it can get. I hope so, anyway.)