Not content with having thousands of dollars worth of clothes, Victoria Beckham has apparently splashed out $500,000 on a closet. Yes, a closet. It has leather floors (which, I don’t know about you, but I don’t know how I’ve lived without them, really), Baccarat crystal and an Andy Warhol shoe print. So, well worth the money, then.

Best (or worst, depending on how you look at it), Victoria’s closet also has a camera which provides her with a 360 degree scan of her outfit, so that she doesn’t go out with her skirt tucked into her knickers, presumably. (Just FYI, Victoria, the rest of us use something we call "mirrors" for that) And – and this is my favourite part – the camera also tracks her outfits, so that she’s never seen in the same thing twice. Sounds just like Cher’s closet in Clueless. God, how I wanted Cher’s closet in Clueless…