June 25th, 2007
Help Brooke Hogan! Buy her a new pair of jeans!
Ooh, now that looks a bit chilly, doesn’t it? I bet my mum could run her up a couple of patches for those in no time at all. Maybe I should ask her, because times are clearly hard for Brooke Hogan, folks: so hard that she hasn’t even got a full pair of jeans to call her own. Maybe we should all club togther to buy her some decent clothes? Or maybe we should just arrest her for being a fashion criminal – what do you think?
What I love most about this outfit is the way the jeans have been carefully cut open to create a "knicker window" – a portal to Brooke’s pants, like the window in a peep show, through which a stripper can be seen dancing. In this case, though, it’s Brooke’s underwear we can see dancing, and that’s not cool, is it?
It’s almost wrong to pick on her, because I’ve *never* seen her in a good outfit, but seriously, this is just ridiculous. And the flesh colored fishnets don’t help much either; they only manage to make her look like she has a skin disorder. Maybe she does and that’s what ate her pants?
good grief. some people really make me wonder if they honestly look in the mirror before they go out in public and think that they look good. HOW HOW HOW in the world can she think that resembles anything close to cool, decent, normal, etc.etc.?
argh what did the jeans do to you??
and you straighten your hair too much, you can see all the shorts bits of hair that has snapped.
and i warn you to get a new makeup artist…desperately.
OMG! She’s almost dressed as an Elite Beat Diva! I do not know who she is, but I salute her!
OMG! She’s almost dressed as an Elite Beat Diva! I do not know who she is, but I salute her!
that man in the back looks shocked…