Now, it goes almost without saying that festivals tend to bring the fashion criminals out in droves, but this weekend’s Isle of Wight festival seems to have been a particularly bad couple of days for fashion. Here , Anna Friel does her best "madwoman in the attic" impression in what looks like a hospital-issue nightie circa 1940, and a pair of Ugg boots. Ugg boots. At a festival. A festival where there is almost always mud. The hell?

Living proof that even skinny, beautiful girls can look like escapees from the local secure unit if they let themselves be seduced by the crime of fashion that is the baggy sack dress. A lesson for us all, folks…