I know the Spice Girls are supposed to be getting back together, but that’s no reason for Geri here to start dressing like Ginger Spice again, is it now? It’s not just the see-through nature of this dress that’s so criminal, either, it’s… well, it’s everything really. Those ruffles. That strange, saggy neckline. It;s a shame, because ol’ Geri’s been doing pretty well on the fashion front lately, but you need to remember, Geri, you’re Ginger, not Scary.
On the plus side, though, your boobs look good.