It’s certainly been the day for ugly shoes, hasn’t it? Every time I turn around I seem to trip over yet another pair, and these python sandals by Jennie O are no exception. What I’d really like to know here is what, exactly, Jennie O has against feet that makes her want to dress them up like this? The snakeskin, the straps, the bow, the clashing colours. In another fabric, and without so much fussy detail, these could just about have worked. As it is, I’m afraid they’re the latest in a long line of crimes against shoes. Sorry, Jennie.