I dare say there are people out there who will love this clutch bag (for yes, it is a clutch bag. We didn’t just post a picture of a giant pair of lips), finding it "fun" and "crazy" and "like, totally wacky, OMG!" Those people, though? Are clearly on crack. Because while this bag would probably go nicely with those Paris Hilton-style necklaces we featured earlier today, there’s just something about it that’s freaking me out. It’s even freakier in the gold and silver versions, which look like alien lips or – in the case of the silver – dead lips. You want to walk around with a pair of dead lips in your hand? No, didn’t think so…