Lookit! Lego attacked that poor woman’s foot! Oh no, wait… it’s a shoe. And while it looks like it came straight out of your kid brother’s Meccano set (do kids still play with Meccano, or am I on crack? Maybe it’s more like some kind of Transformer type thing – I mean, it certainly looks like it could turn into a car or something at just the touch of a button. It would make an ugly car, too.) but it’s actually a shoe, and, more specifically, it’s a $4,175 shoe by Balenciaga, which just goes to show that some people really do have more money than sense.
Sing it with me, folks: Transformers! Shoes in disguise!