The Met’s Costume Institute Gala: Jessica Simpson makes fashion boob

Now, let’s be honest, here: who even cares what Jessica Simpson is wearing when her boobs are practically naked like that? Love the hair, Jess, but the dress? Oh my Lord, the dress… Even Roverto Cavalli, who created the damn thing, is having to look away for God’s sake. And it’s not that it’s a bad dress, exactly…. I mean, we’ve seen worse. Sometimes even on you. No, it’s the boobs, Jessica, the boobs. Just put them away, that’s a good girl. It’ll all be OK…