So, I had me a nice day off yesterday because it was a bank holiday here in the UK – then I had to break it off so The Fashion Police could respond to an urgent call from members of the public outside the Met last night, who were calling in this most horrendous of fashion crimes…

Kirsten Dunst, we’re arresting you for crimes against fashion. You do not need to say anything, and to be honest, I don’t think there’s anything you COULD say that would excuse this, really. I mean, you’re a pretty girl, you’ve got a great figure – WHY ARE YOU WEARING A FREAKING TENT, KIRSTEN, WHY?