Kirsten Dunst commits crime of fashion
Kirsten Dunst, we’re arresting you for crimes against fashion. You do not need to say anything, and to be honest, I don’t think there’s anything you COULD say that would excuse this, really. I mean, you’re a pretty girl, you’ve got a great figure – WHY ARE YOU WEARING A FREAKING TENT, KIRSTEN, WHY?
The Met’s Costume Institute Gala: Kate Moss
Man, but Kate’s really working the whole “Buy my stuff! Please buy my stuff!” thing, isn’t she? Here she is at the Costume Institute Gala wearing a black version of the orange/red dress she wore in Topshop’s window last week, and accessories with her near-constant companion at the moment, Sir Philip Green, who’s probably so worried that the money he’s invested in Kate recently could go straight up her nose and bring his brand into disrepute that he seems to be accompanying her everywhere. Still, it’s better than being accompanied by Pete Docherty, so have a Fashion Police gold star, Kate, you’re looking good…
Now, I have to admit, I didn’t even recognise Christina Ricci when I first saw this picture. And I’m loving the dress and shoes – the black and white is striking and classic, and the shape of the dress is fabulous – it’s the hair I just can’t quite get my head around. The fringe (or bangs, for the benefit of our US readers) are so heavy, and the bowl-cut look completely changes the shape of her face, making her look like a different person altogether. Your verdicts?
Jessica Simpson makes fashion boob
Now, let’s be honest, here: who even cares what Jessica Simpson is wearing when her boobs are practically naked like that? Love the hair, Jess, but the dress? Oh my Lord, the dress… Even Roverto Cavalli, who created the damn thing, is having to look away for God’s sake. And it’s not that it’s a bad dress, exactly…. I mean, we’ve seen worse. Sometimes even on you. No, it’s the boobs, Jessica, the boobs. Just put them away, that’s a good girl. It’ll all be OK…
Jennifer Lopez in Bruno Frisoni
I’ve been finding myself starting to warm to Jennifer Lopez lately. This is a hard thing for me to admit, because I’ve spent literally years detesting that whole “ghetto princess” thing she does, and it’s kinda hard to get the mental images of the “Jenny from the Block” video out of my head. Still, Jen’s been trying hard with her fashion lately. She’s been a bit less “bling” and a bit more “beauty” and while this Bruno Frisoni dress is still shouting “Look at me, I’m freakin’ J.Lo!”, there’s no denying she’s looking good. Gold star, J.Lo.