I should probably make it clear here that it’s not actually Mischa Barton’s nipple that we’re calling a fashion criminal. The nipple itself isn’t wearing anything it should be ashamed of. In fact, the nipple? Isn’t wearing anything at all. And therein lies the problem. The nipple came out to play during a trip to London last week, resulting in its picture being beamed around the world. The Fashion Police would respectfully suggest that Mischa invest in some tit tape before wearing this dress again. Or a bra, even. We’d also suggest some different shoes, because those clump monsters? Are fugly. For real.