Predictably, despite a 5-item-per-person-limit on clothes bought from the new Kate Moss for Topshop line, items from the collection are already appearing on eBay, many for waaaay more than you’d pay in store – assuming, of course, that there was any stock left in store. Some of the harder to find pieces, such as the yellow one-shoulder dress,  (which, incidentally, is the stand-out piece of the whole collection, for me at least) and the red, floor red dress Kate was seen wearing in the window of the store, are available, as are most of the other items.

With a £12 vest top currently selling for £41, I’d hold my horses if I were you, and wait for Topshop to come good on their promise to get more stock in, pronto. I mean, come on, it’s JUST A VEST, people! Just. A. Freaking. You’ll find the same thing in Matalan for about £5, and it’ll be back in Topshop soon for £12. Vest. If you’re willing to pay £41 for it, then I’m afraid we have to assume you’re only interested in the label – and we’re going to have to arrest you for being a hopelessly out of control Fashion Victim. Sorry.