Oh Jodie, Jodie, you make our job too easy here...
There is a saying I love about never engaging in a battle of wits with an un-armed man. Well, I happen to think there's not much point in engaging in a style critique on a totally unarmed woman, so I'm just going to let you all loose on Jodie Marsh in the comments section. Do your worst, folks...
Oh, and for American readers who perhaps aren't familiar with Jodie Marsh, I just want to point out that Jodie is not black. She's white. That be fake tan...
19 comments on “Fashion Criminal: Jodie Marsh”
OMG! Since I am Canada, I am not familiar with her. But I am BLIND! Dominatrices on top, ballerina with the whole fluffy skirt thing, and Britney Spears with the whole hookerish leg warmers.
Maybe she is trying to get some attention????!!!!
I’m going to see an upsurge of women not happy with their own bodies after seeing this.
MY EYES! MY EYES!!!! THEY ARE ACTUALLY BLEEDING!!!!
I believe she is actually trying to find a husband for some MTV show, hence the bouquet and white outfit… Words fail me..
what is this wo-man – and I use the word losely – trying to do? There is nothing, sexy, shocking or appealing about this outfit. She-he-it – just looks stupid!!!
Just look at her face, she already has the expression of a lunatic… or should I say: of somebody utterly dim? Could you please lock ‘er up, dear Fashion Police, it’s for the sake of all of us!!
jodie the whole world is laughing at you the thought of waking up at forty and thinking god i must have been crazy! you cant buy class and you cant teach common sense. god help you the day you wake up and smell the coffee. its really sad.
I love that shade of fake tan, plus I think it is cool the way her knees point inwards. 10 out of 10 from me, go Jodie go!
//end sarcasm
ok i have no idea what she was thinking. how can she becomfortable wearing….nothing? i think the skirt’s ok but that top ughhhh!!!! and besides her right boob looks bigger than the left one. i don see how ppl can walk around looking like that.
utterly ridiculous
When did the trend of being naked in public deemed calling fashion! For christ sake wear some clothes woman
Jodie marsh…
Go back to your sess pit, hide under your covers and never come out…
please…
for all of us.
Wow. I’m always amazed that some people manage to walk out of their home and not realize that what they’re wearing is wretched and in some places illegal. I mean, that ‘top’? Looks like tangled up purse straps.
I’m amused by the legwarmers. She’s perfectly comfortable everywhere else, but her ankles were too chilly, and needed coverage.
This really does not surprise me anymore. Now she has had ANOTHER boob job (most probably because of wearing belts instead of a supportive bra), and *SHOCK* has now got a bad-looking boyfriend to match her unfashionable ways. I must say I hate fashion, and believe in style instead, but this number just makes me barf. She is too desperate to be human!
Um… being American, I don’t know who she is.
But I hate her already just because she’s wearing a belt for a top.
I am at a loss for words……………………………………
And I am scared for Life…………………………
Whats with the fake tan????????????????????
She looks black…………………………………………..
I don’t even know her because i am an american and I hate her………………………………………………………………………….
I think it may have worked in a weird 60′s way if she wore a tank or something but no, she just had to go and chop up some cheap purse, make it into a top, and bring some flowers so her outfit could look butt ugly. She should just scream
” I’m a sleazy who wants to get knocked up, get pregnant, then marry you because my biological clock is ticking. I need attention give me some!!!! Gi-me gi-me gi-me! I normally have really light skin and i’m insecure so i went out and pour a 100 gallons of fake tan on so i would look black doesn’t it look wonderful? I borrowed my shoes from Brittany she said they looked really classy! I wanted to wear a shirt that was different so i cut up my purse, and maade it into a shirt so i could show off my new boobs, which one is bigger then the other and look like sexy on a stick! Then i needed a skirt so i borrowed my little cousins tutu when i saw her. After that i dyed them all white so i could show off my freaky fake tan! And to set it all off i Bought a bouquet of flowers so i would look like i could possibly be your bride!”
and spear us all having to look at her dead ugly outfit, That out fit does not belong outside. Actually it belongs no where but in fashion Police Jail.
Guys, guys, you’re missing the point, she’s modeling the tan. The dress is just to draw your eyes to her and the white contrasts her tanness, see?
Jodie Jodie Jodie. why would you wear such a thing? common sense is DEFINITELY needed here. me personally, i would throw her butt in jail for trying to get away with an outfit like THAT! someone pass the eye bleach!
Jodie Jodie Jodie. why would you wear such a thing? common sense is DEFINITELY needed here. me personally, i would throw her butt in jail for trying to get away with an outfit like THAT! someone pass the eye bleach!