Oh sweet baby Jesus. I know it’s hard to tell from this picture, but yes, these are shoes. Oh, I know they LOOK like nothing more than huge great lumps of animal skin – which is pretty much what they’ll make your feet look like when you wear them – but they are footwear. They’re just not nice footwear. Why would anyone do this to themselves, I wonder? Do people really wake up in the morning and think, "God, I wish my feet looked bigger and clumsier than they actually are, how could I achieve that, I wonder?" And if they do, are these the shoes of their dreams? Get them at Bluefly… (Or, you know, don’t.)
