Wait a minute. Just what, might I ask, is this? Oh. It’s Glow Fur. Fur that… glows. I see. It seems to be being marketed mainly as "Club Wear", but really, that’s no excuse is it? (And if you ask me, the Club Wear industry has got a lot to answer for when it comes to crimes of fashion. Why, I bet we could hang out in any nightclub in the land, any evening of the week, and come home with at least a dozen fashion criminals tucked under our belts.*) There are lots of different types of Glow Fur. Coats. Hats. Leggings. Waistcoats. Every single one of them? Is horrible. Just… horrible. Arrested, for crimes against fashion. No bail.
* Not literally.